If your romantic partner does it, it’s super bad and you should definitely break up and also get therapy to help you recover.

But if the CHURCH does it, it’s super good, and called “testing your faith.”

Heavenly Mother is so holy that we’re not even allowed to pray to her, or even openly talk about her existence.

To prove that this is the absolutely best model for parenting, my husband and I agreed that we would use our Heavenly Parents’ approach for parenting our own children.

Heavenly Father did not major in math. Or sociology. Or anthropology. Or critical thinking.

And now this is your problem.

Families are forever.

And ever.

Whether you like it or not.